Wednesday, January 18, 2012

No Wine for Mommy, Means MORE Whine...



I have decided to only "wine" on the weekends. This leads to loads of "whining" during the week. I'm quite certain my family would love for me to drink more during the week to help save them some heartache.



There are a few reasons why I have come to this decision. For one, and most importantly, I do not want to come off as an alcoholic. I do like my red and I do like the ease that comes over me after a glass or two. BUT I have examples to set and when the three smallest kids of the house are pretending to serve wine, or when asking what we want to order, will automatically pipe up with, "I know what you want mom, wine!" I suppose I should step back a little.



Another reason falls in the hands of our medical experts...or so they claim they are experts. One glass of wine per day for women and two glasses for men. This bothers me because I have NO idea why men deserve more than women. I know in my household it is I who gets it all done when it comes to the home and kids. No offense to, my ever hard working, husband and I can say he pulls more than his weight around the abode...BUT, I get to see the life sucking parasites 24/7, therefore I deserve the extra glass of wine.



So, with the "experts" advice, I figure if I save that one glass per day, during the week, I can then enjoy a bottle or two on the weekend! YEE HAW! I may hate it the next day but in the moment it's a good time! Please support me and send encouragements throughout the week as I attempt this task and take time to hug one of my household family members as I am sure they are experiencing my withdrawals as well.



Thank you and peace out!

No comments:

Post a Comment